It's after six p.m., Lemon. What am I, a farmer?

Are you guys aware that, unlike my toxic insane pointless fuckaround of a Day Gig, there are people with actual jobs? Like, real jobs, where they work on real things? The gal next to me on Caltrain the other day obviously has one of those. She spent the entire hourlong ride working on a very powerful, tricked-out looking Mac with that personal wireless thingy sticking out of it, manipulating data and charts and huge dense long paragraphs (with footnotes) in a massive document entitled: Tuberculosis epidemiology and novel transmission routes in rural Tanzania. I wrote it down in my iPhone's notes app, I was that impressed. Even though I look at that and all I can think is: "I ... can't. I am all out of can. I am unable to muster any can."

I begin to think that perhaps I am just a fundamentally unserious person ... oh well. So: Are we all agreed that 30 Rock has been on fucking FIRE these last half-dozen eps?

This desk set ... wants to fly.

Isn't it sad how much of a total fucking dickbag Ethan Hawke turned out to be? God, remember how hot he was, and like, sensitive and shit (onscreen anyway), and how really really good an actor he was? And but then the cheating on Uma thing, and the random whoring around, and the general dickbaggery, and you start to think he was like that all along, and getting famous just gave him license to let it out, and he thought we'd ignore the dickbaggery and just love him anyway, and now he's just horrible? Daaamn.

Twofer Tuesday

1) Look on my works ye mighty and despair:

--Year in which we bought the Honda Civic, new: 1999

--Year in which I realized it has a rear-window defroster: 2012

2) I'mma let Mr. Gleemonex take this one:

The Internet is full of strange and wonderful things. Like this inexplicable gallery of David Krumholtz paintings (as in, paintings of David Krumholtz).

Welcome to the Krumholtz Gallery of the Minx Museum of Art & Design
http://www.theminx.com/dk/gallery/index.html

Also, an entire paragraph of the letters WTF

Things I Wrote in a Notebook During Meetings In the Two Weeks I Have Been Back at Work, In Which I Remember Neither the Meetings, Nor Writing These Things During Them, Which -- What the Hell Is Wrong With Me?

AROUND does not equal ABOUT

these are not the same words

and no matter how many times you say

AROUND instead of ABOUT

it will not make it so

[circled several times, with arrows for emphasis]

Avada Kedavra

Catalog deep dive

I [heart] the way IT ppl dress

STFU Overtalkers

spent 2 hrs this afternoon under Cruciatus Curse

[beside drawing of stick figure in pain]

[drawing of little birdie with three worms in its beak]

I GOT WORMS!

[bulleted list]

*yes! Let's establish some more approvals and processes!

*must be able to measure on our goals

*The accountability piece

*christ I forgot how much I hate you