"And Samir Naga- ... Nagan- ... " "Not-gonna-work-here-anymore!"
It's Either This, Or Start SCREAMING MY FUCKING BALLS OFF In These Meetings: A Selection of Things Scribbled Almost Unconsciously In My Notebook, While Wearing a Very Serious Face, During a Ninety-Minute Impromptu Team Meeting Yesterday
Oh, it's a war, all right.
NO KIDDING
[Drawing of a stairwell eight or nine stories high, with stick-figure person falling down the center]
I ain't get paid weekend money
[heavily circled about fifteen times]
have those conversations IIII/ I
processes [long e] III
respectful IIII
White House IIII/ IIII
[drawing of a stick figure w/dunce cap, and thought balloon saying: fml]
I'm expert at excaping
The irony, of course, is that [REDACTED] is the ultimate corporate-speaker
[someone else's handwriting] omg I have to pee
[drawing of an eye with a fork stuck in it]
Labels: cryin' amazacrazy, cubejammin', deep thoughts, fuckyeahstevenslater, I really am sort of an asshole sometimes, I'd rather take a beating, tap-dancing on my last fucking nerve
posted by Gleemonex at 8:36 AM
5 Comments:
Oh, dude. My sympathies.
you probably don't want to hear that all this does is just make me miss work. (i am serious).
Wanna trade?
I could read an Infinite Jest sized BOOK of these scribblings. LOVE.
ummmmmmm, maybe i could just be invisible and sit in on the meetings with the ability to peer over your shoulder at your doodle pad as you scribble this hilarious stuff down?
Post a Comment
<< Home