Although we used to call them bell-bottoms and make fun of them

Three Ways to Wear Flare Jeans, According to Me, an Adult Human Female Who Has Fallen For This More Than Once Before, As Opposed to the Three Ways Suggested By the Saks Off 5th Marketing Email I Just Got

1) Be very tall. 5'10" and up is a good place to start.

2) Be very slender. Hips and ankles both flaring is a no-no, boopsie!

3) Have no breasts. Again, don't want to overwhelm by ruining the line!