My sister had the WORST crush on Bruce Willis because of this. And also his wine coolers commercial. Oh, 80s, never stop doing you.
"Where are the pieces of guy?"
"The pieces of guy!"
[There had been an explosion, presumably killing a guy, but BW points out there were no "pieces of guy" to be found]
"Her name's Freddy, short for [can't remember]. ... Her favorite color is rug burn."
[BW on a suspect]
"You know my usual jelly? Make it a cruller!"
[Agnes di Pesto, living life out loud]
"David, may I please have some answers?"
"Delaware, all of the above, 90 degrees ..."
[fucking SLAYED ME -- actual weeping with laughter]