My sister had the WORST crush on Bruce Willis because of this. And also his wine coolers commercial. Oh, 80s, never stop doing you.
Random Lines I Remember From Moonlighting, Which Ran From 1985 - 1989 (When I Was 11-15 Years Old), By Which I Mean I Remember These From the Original Run, Not From a Re-Watch: A Partial List
"Where are the pieces of guy?"
"The what?"
"The pieces of guy!"
[There had been an explosion, presumably killing a guy, but BW points out there were no "pieces of guy" to be found]
"Her name's Freddy, short for [can't remember]. ... Her favorite color is rug burn."
[BW on a suspect]
"You know my usual jelly? Make it a cruller!"
[Agnes di Pesto, living life out loud]
"David, may I please have some answers?"
"Delaware, all of the above, 90 degrees ..."
[fucking SLAYED ME -- actual weeping with laughter]
"Where are the pieces of guy?"
"The what?"
"The pieces of guy!"
[There had been an explosion, presumably killing a guy, but BW points out there were no "pieces of guy" to be found]
"Her name's Freddy, short for [can't remember]. ... Her favorite color is rug burn."
[BW on a suspect]
"You know my usual jelly? Make it a cruller!"
[Agnes di Pesto, living life out loud]
"David, may I please have some answers?"
"Delaware, all of the above, 90 degrees ..."
[fucking SLAYED ME -- actual weeping with laughter]
Labels: cryin' amazacrazy, Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar drinking tequila, rando, surprises in the attic, there's no basement in the Alamo, they ain't takin the TEE-vee
2 Comments:
I was OBSESSED with Moonlighting, which should come as no surprise.
I love that about you! :-)
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