Although we used to call them bell-bottoms and make fun of them

Three Ways to Wear Flare Jeans, According to Me, an Adult Human Female Who Has Fallen For This More Than Once Before, As Opposed to the Three Ways Suggested By the Saks Off 5th Marketing Email I Just Got

1) Be very tall. 5'10" and up is a good place to start.

2) Be very slender. Hips and ankles both flaring is a no-no, boopsie!

3) Have no breasts. Again, don't want to overwhelm by ruining the line!

I go to parties, sometimes until four / It's hard to leave when you can't find the door

Nearly six years later, it still remains true: Even the most fleeting thought of this makes me lose my shit entirely. Oh bless you, internets, for in you I find my life.