Tuesday, March 02, 2010


People I Am Just Pretty Goddamn Sick of Right Now

--Meg Whitman. Get off my fucking TV, you she-beast!

--Bill Henrickson. Fictional and majorly dick-tional. I wouldn't follow you to the Seven-Eleven, much less to eternity. Is there anything you don't fuck up?

--The people who set prices at airlines. Look, it's not my fault I have to get to Texass, stat. Why's it gotta cost me nine hundred fucking bucks? NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS BITCH.

On a related note: HEY KIDS. DON'T FUCKING SMOKE.

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