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People I Am Just Pretty Goddamn Sick of Right Now
--Meg Whitman. Get off my fucking TV, you she-beast!
--Bill Henrickson. Fictional and majorly dick-tional. I wouldn't follow you to the Seven-Eleven, much less to eternity. Is there anything you don't fuck up?
--The people who set prices at airlines. Look, it's not my fault I have to get to Texass, stat. Why's it gotta cost me nine hundred fucking bucks? NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS BITCH.
On a related note: HEY KIDS. DON'T FUCKING SMOKE.
--Meg Whitman. Get off my fucking TV, you she-beast!
--Bill Henrickson. Fictional and majorly dick-tional. I wouldn't follow you to the Seven-Eleven, much less to eternity. Is there anything you don't fuck up?
--The people who set prices at airlines. Look, it's not my fault I have to get to Texass, stat. Why's it gotta cost me nine hundred fucking bucks? NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS BITCH.
On a related note: HEY KIDS. DON'T FUCKING SMOKE.
Labels: booze makes things better, hey kids -- don't smoke, life is beautiful, PMFSA, rando
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