College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap.
Internets: Hey, Gleemonex! Keepin it real, I see -- how're them potato chips for breakfast?
Gleemonex: Pretty good, actually. Shut up. How you doin?
Internets: Awesome as always, what else, DUHHHH.
Gleemonex: Mkay ... so what brings you here?
Internets: Heh. You.
Gleemonex: Me?
Internets: Yeah, I totally saw what you did there, and it made me laugh more than it really deserved.
Gleemonex: Huh?
Internets: In the Olde Hometowne newspaper -- the Bugle-Noisemaker?
Gleemonex: Oh, thaaat. Heh. Yeah. I kill me. It's just that this half-smart numbnuts was going on and on about stuff --
Internets: I know! He's all "led by the most dangerous man to our freedoms that ever occupied the White House" this, and "slip it under the table and backdoor it in" that --
Gleemonex: And besides laughing at the mixed and unintentionally suggestive metaphors, I had to respond.
Internets: You always do, don't you?
Gleemonex: Hell yes. Compulsive sassmouth here. But it was so stupid, what he was saying, that I couldn't do like a point-by-point critique, so I focused in on one of his stupider rote little sayings --
Internets: "'Drunk sailors on shore leave', eh? Why must you insult our troops?" Ha!!!
Gleemonex: Thanks, man. Just doin my part.
Internets: Much appreciated.
Gleemonex: Pretty good, actually. Shut up. How you doin?
Internets: Awesome as always, what else, DUHHHH.
Gleemonex: Mkay ... so what brings you here?
Internets: Heh. You.
Gleemonex: Me?
Internets: Yeah, I totally saw what you did there, and it made me laugh more than it really deserved.
Gleemonex: Huh?
Internets: In the Olde Hometowne newspaper -- the Bugle-Noisemaker?
Gleemonex: Oh, thaaat. Heh. Yeah. I kill me. It's just that this half-smart numbnuts was going on and on about stuff --
Internets: I know! He's all "led by the most dangerous man to our freedoms that ever occupied the White House" this, and "slip it under the table and backdoor it in" that --
Gleemonex: And besides laughing at the mixed and unintentionally suggestive metaphors, I had to respond.
Internets: You always do, don't you?
Gleemonex: Hell yes. Compulsive sassmouth here. But it was so stupid, what he was saying, that I couldn't do like a point-by-point critique, so I focused in on one of his stupider rote little sayings --
Internets: "'Drunk sailors on shore leave', eh? Why must you insult our troops?" Ha!!!
Gleemonex: Thanks, man. Just doin my part.
Internets: Much appreciated.
Labels: balls in YOUR mouth sir, christ on toast points -- politics, cryin' amazacrazy, douchebaggery, I really am sort of an asshole sometimes, I'm just sayin, teabaggin
posted by Gleemonex at 11:17 AM
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I was going ape-shoot crazy trying to figure out WHO had made the comparison. Then I see it in the 3rd paragraph, where he makes the assertion.
This man is a clear and present danger to punctuation everywhere.
Did they finally publish one of your responses???
So, I couldn't help but want to answer your query about the Olympic Village sexual shenanigans that go on.....from Canada's National Post newspaper. (I know its a bit late, but better late than never, eh?)
http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/postblog/2010/02/emergency-shipment-of-condoms-headed-to-olympic-athletes.html
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