Monday, July 25, 2011

Omar comin', yo!

Couple things real quick:

1) Public service announcement: "We" are not pregnant. "We" may be expecting, but "we" are not pregnant (unless "we" are two or more females who both are currently gestating at least one fetus each in her own uterus).

2) Public service announcement #2: Fuck candles or books or even wine -- you know what is a really, super, ace host/ess gift for when you have stayed in someone's home for more than a couple of days? Cleaning the shower before you leave. Including, you know, the drain area.

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Anonymous blabbermouse said...

Now I have you in my feed and all is right with the world.

5:01 AM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

:-) I'm glad the world is righted by my hand!

10:42 AM  
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