Killed a spider with a dollar cause I didn't have a tissue
Dear Mean, Pissed-Off-Looking Republican Women Driving SUVs In The Far South of the Silicon Valley, Harshing My Mellow:
What is y'all's deal? Why do y'all always look so pissed off taking the curves on a 40-MPH-speed-limit street at 65 MPH? Is it cause somewhere deep inside, you know your stupid fat behemoth of a car seats the exact same number of people and hauls the same amount or less cargo my Prius does, but costs fifteen grand more to buy and a lot more to fill with gas, thus leaving you less money to get a good haircut? (Cause seriously, y'all all have bad Suburban Mom Hair. Honestly.) You don't wipe that mean look off your face, it could set permanently like that.
Sincerely,
I Could've Seen and Judged This Human Vista Every Day in Texass for About One-Quarter the Money, GOD.
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PS, in honor of one of my favorite tags, via one of my favorite blogs on the entire Internets: the First-World Problems rap.
What is y'all's deal? Why do y'all always look so pissed off taking the curves on a 40-MPH-speed-limit street at 65 MPH? Is it cause somewhere deep inside, you know your stupid fat behemoth of a car seats the exact same number of people and hauls the same amount or less cargo my Prius does, but costs fifteen grand more to buy and a lot more to fill with gas, thus leaving you less money to get a good haircut? (Cause seriously, y'all all have bad Suburban Mom Hair. Honestly.) You don't wipe that mean look off your face, it could set permanently like that.
Sincerely,
I Could've Seen and Judged This Human Vista Every Day in Texass for About One-Quarter the Money, GOD.
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PS, in honor of one of my favorite tags, via one of my favorite blogs on the entire Internets: the First-World Problems rap.
Labels: christ on toast points -- politics, first-world problems, I really am sort of an asshole sometimes, teabaggin, unreasonable and probably ill-founded prejudices
posted by Gleemonex at 12:01 PM
1 Comments:
annnnd, welcome to my life. i can barely turn left out of my neighborhood because of those ladies.
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