"Is this movie more entertaining than a documentary of the same actors having lunch?"

GodDAMN, do I love Roger Ebert! I always have liked him and gotten a lot out of his movie reviews, but as I have become a fan of his writing and his Twitter feed about movies, life, whatnot (which, seriously, is GOLD -- he is an absolute master of the form), I have become a genuine hardcore fan.

Check this out, from his review of that absolutely shittacular-looking new schmear featuring SJP and Hugh Grant:

Saints preserve us! Not another one of those movies where Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker end up as the front and back halves of a rodeo clown's cow suit! What's that you say? This is the first one where they've been inside the cow? Does it feel that way to you? What's that you say? You bet they'll be chased by a bear? Come on, now: surely only one of them!

I love that he's so free to be this sarcastic and dismissive -- he's earned the right, after his long career, to not have to take shit like this seriously, Shatner bless 'im.