Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Jeremy Jordan! All right!

Internets, here's something for ya.

I have been laughing like a GOD. DAMN. LUNATIC. for like two days over the line, "At WBH, Andrea mooches an invitation to Steve's to study, because she can't take the Alfred B. Cooke course because she's a poor."

A poor. Oh holy Shatner, I am in TEARS right now ... a POOR!!!!

Heeeee. You're welcome.

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Blogger Lindsay said...

I'm sitting here in my Korean classroom while the kids work on a handout, trying SO hard not to snort with laughter at this BRILLIANCE!! That recap is like TvGasm but from the 90's - love it! I can't wait to read the others from the beginning ...
Another favorite quote "Kelly notably saying that she hopes nothing ever happens to her breasts. "Mine either," chimes in Donna, while we all know that the real work is going to "happen" to her nose first."

3:14 AM  
Blogger Twelve said...

OMG, I thank and curse you for linking to this. My audible snort line was: "And then Brandon and Brenda talk about poor dead Sheila. She died! It's sad."

Oh 90210, you were the perfect frenemy.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

Of course there's also this: "Brenda calls Jim's ingrown-hair theory the sort of explanation Brandon would come up with. So of course he enters and asks what they're talking about, and of course no one will tell him, because boobs."

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Oh man. Treasure trove of awesome. And the other recaps of the nine-oh are all brilliant too -- unfortunately for anyone trying to get anything at all in the next, like, five hours. They're written by the brilliant Tara Ariano, formerly of Television Without Pity, whose writing I have loved since I found TWOP when it was still MBTV.

You're welcome, Internets. :-)

10:15 AM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

Get anything DONE in the next five hours.

Or, of course, "get anything," if you know what I mean, and I'm pretty sure you do.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Panda!!!! said...

Of course I knew what this was about immediately upon reading the post's title!

3:56 PM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

I would be most grieved if you didn't, Panda. :-)

10:29 AM  

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