Golden Moments in Parenting, v. 2

Some unknowable time prior to six a.m. on a Saturday morning. Kid Gleemonex fights like the very devil as Gleemonex attempts to change the diaper she was summoned from sound sleep to attend to, and wonders what is with the kid jumping the gun on her usual blissfully-late-by-comparison 6:30 a.m. wakeup call.

Gleemonex: "So, kid. You're totally cool with being an only child, eh?"