No rest for the wicked

Remember when Princess "Shoulda Realized What She Was Getting Into, Marrying That Douchebag Charles Just So She Could Be A Fucking Princess" Diana died, and everybody just about hemorrhaged trying to outdo one another about what a saint and a humanitarian and most beautifullest and goodest person ever she was? And then like a week later, Mother "Human Suffering Is Good -- What, Y'all Didn't Get That Part of My Message?" Theresa kicks it, and but everybody's already used up all the "saint" and "humanitarian" language by vomiting it all over Diana? Well, the genius mind behind Mega Superior Gold says it better and nastier than I could. Protect yer chops, Heath Ledger, cause they're about to get clopped!