"I don't have to outlast Dunder-Mifflin. I just have to outlast you."
Yesterday's Team Vision & Strategy Meeting, By the Numbers
Total hours duration: 4.5
Number of large cartoon drawings of horrified, stricken-seeming faces drawn in my notebook: 1
Tally of what my brain said while my manager was speaking:
STFU: 21
YOOYFE*: 7
OH! IRONY!: 3
Times it looked like the consultant wanted to kill us all with a thick and high-powered jet of fire: 3
Absolute neologisms: 1
Specifically: The word "family" used as a verb. Ex.: "Tell us how those things family together."
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*You're out of your fucking element
Labels: balls in YOUR mouth sir, balls o'clock a.m., cryin' amazacrazy, cubejammin', first-world problems, fuckyeahstevenslater, I'd rather take a beating, Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar drinking tequila
posted by Gleemonex at 7:55 AM
2 Comments:
Congratulations on surviving my own personal hell. "Family" is NOT a verb. Wow.
Oh, my. I need to hear more about this. So I can feel bad about you. And good about me. And I mean that in a nice way.
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