Wednesday, June 09, 2010

That and "We are not drunk now, but please believe us, we will be within five minutes of the end of this conversation."

Things Which Were Said Out Loud or Implied and Shot Across the Atlantic and the Continental US Via Thought-Cannon Into Our Faces On A Recent Video Conference Call With the Brits

SPOKEN:
--simplify
--clarify
--removed the tech-y stuff
--the choice of modules is entirely yours.
--“Tim” can speak to that bit …
--Of course we can discuss that again, though we did attempt to include and address your questions in the materials we sent yesterday …


IMPLIED:
--You are a collection of idiots.
--YOU CAN CALL THE SECTION ANYTHING YOU FUCKING WANT. THE SECTION NAME IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE.
--Jesus bleeding Christ NO you don’t have to use all the modules.
--Oh bugger, did I just say “speak to that”? You … you biz-speaking sluts have infected me with your verbal STDs!
--Whichever one of us is off-camera at any given time is pantomiming killing ourselves or the lot of you or both. It’s less angry than desperately sad, because honestly this is killing our souls. You are the worst.

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