Thursday, December 31, 2009

Beyond the usual "W" stickers, I mean.

Two instances of vehicular self-expression in the parking lot of a Cow City, Texass Luby's which made me want to slash the tires, kick in the windows, and key the fuck out of the respective vehicles, then find their owners and shove a Lu-Ann Platter right in their throats:

1) A bumper sticker that said, "OBAMA LIED, THE ECONOMY DIED."

2) A license plate with the following characters: XX1 XY1

I love a state filled to bursting with the half-bright, don't you?

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Blogger Panda!!!! said...

Poor, dead Luanne Platter. :(

5:50 PM  
Blogger francine said...

the latest i have seen around these parts: kenya called. it wants its president back.

i can drive less than a mile and take care of the lu-ann platter shoving business for you, if you'd like, of course.

3:58 PM  

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