Strange things are afoot at the Cursive W
Mildly Surprising Things Found At the Brand-New Walgreens Near My House
--A home kit to test for drug use, including meth, cocaine, crack, marijuana, etc. $29.95. Near the pharmacy window, with, somewhat ironically, the anti-theft camera pointed right at it.
--A box of strips to test the BAL (blood alcohol level) of breastmilk. In the same aisle with the baby stuff. Didn't note the exact price, but I remember thinking it was expensive for something you could probably figure out for yourself.
--Big bags of sweetened/flavored pipe tobacco with hideous names like "grape dream" and "cherry royale." Made my throat constrict involuntarily in a heaving/ralphing action. Product was part of a very large display of tobacco products behind the counter, right next to the equally large display of stop-smoking products.
--A home kit to test for drug use, including meth, cocaine, crack, marijuana, etc. $29.95. Near the pharmacy window, with, somewhat ironically, the anti-theft camera pointed right at it.
--A box of strips to test the BAL (blood alcohol level) of breastmilk. In the same aisle with the baby stuff. Didn't note the exact price, but I remember thinking it was expensive for something you could probably figure out for yourself.
--Big bags of sweetened/flavored pipe tobacco with hideous names like "grape dream" and "cherry royale." Made my throat constrict involuntarily in a heaving/ralphing action. Product was part of a very large display of tobacco products behind the counter, right next to the equally large display of stop-smoking products.
Labels: rando, the horror ... the horror
posted by Gleemonex at 9:32 AM
2 Comments:
ohhh, then you must be at the same walgreens that just opened up by my house
I HAVE got to get me some of those breast milk strips....
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