HELLO! {ello … ello …} ANYBODY IN HERE? {ere … ere …}
That’s the sound of Jim Bob Duggar’s man parts taking a tour of wife Michelle’s downtown bizness district.
Which reminds me of the news this a.m.: Citizenship of Duggartopia reportedly is to increase by one; the new offshoot tribe begun by eldest son J-something, 21, will bear its first fruit this harvesting season. The movie Idiocracy gets funnier in that put-your-head-through-a-plate-glass-window type of a way pretty much every single day, don’t it?
BTW, I thought it was beyond hilare that sfgate’s headline for this was “Duggars breeding again.” Well played, sirs. Well played.
Which reminds me of the news this a.m.: Citizenship of Duggartopia reportedly is to increase by one; the new offshoot tribe begun by eldest son J-something, 21, will bear its first fruit this harvesting season. The movie Idiocracy gets funnier in that put-your-head-through-a-plate-glass-window type of a way pretty much every single day, don’t it?
BTW, I thought it was beyond hilare that sfgate’s headline for this was “Duggars breeding again.” Well played, sirs. Well played.
Labels: balls in YOUR mouth sir, clean livin, I really am sort of an asshole sometimes, sickened repugnance, things that are bad for the world
posted by Gleemonex at 10:27 AM
6 Comments:
oh man, i saw the one episode when they all sat in a room and had a name lottery for what to name the latest baby. so weird! we'd all do well to buy stock in denim jeanskirt fabric.
Do you read The Bloggess? You two would probably have girl crushes on each other if you don't already.
www.thebloggess.com
Hilarity will ensue. Promise.
xx
Reading my two favorite witty bloggers back to back and the subjects are both vaginas? My crappy day was just cured.
Lindsay, may the Most Corpulent Shatner rain down his blessings upon thee ... I hadn't heard of the Bloggess, but now she's in my Favorites list! I'm flattered you'd put me in her league. :-)
Seriously. You two make me slightly pee with every post! I heart both of your witty asses.
P.S. I just commented on her latest post and directed her to your blog too - hope that was kosher? I don't know blog etiquette!?! I just want to spread the brills...
You are well within the parameters of etiquette, and also of AWESOME. Thanks for pimpin my shit! :-)
PS: the more I read of Bloggess, the more flattered I am that you even bother with my piffle after reading her stuff. SRSLY.
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