Just a gigolo
Internets, if you are a music-blog reader like Mr. Gleemonex, you will have already seen this -- but for the rest of us, here are HOURS of hilarity and awesomeness.
First: Who needs a band backing you up, when you can have the fucking kickass roundhouse kick to the musical gonads that is Songsmith?
Second: How have any of us lived this long without the Diamond Dave Runnin' With the Devil soundboard? (Note: You must provide your own spandexed scissor kicks.)
Third: How could both of these things be EVEN MORE AWESOME? Mix the unclefuckers up!
First: Who needs a band backing you up, when you can have the fucking kickass roundhouse kick to the musical gonads that is Songsmith?
Second: How have any of us lived this long without the Diamond Dave Runnin' With the Devil soundboard? (Note: You must provide your own spandexed scissor kicks.)
Third: How could both of these things be EVEN MORE AWESOME? Mix the unclefuckers up!
Labels: gee - your blog smells terrific, Lookee what the Internets done brung me today, rando, things that are great
2 Comments:
Oh, my god. We thank you, we thank you. Due to these links, my toddler has been neglected for a full half hour.
His mother and older brother are forever in your debt.
Damn Kids, Get Off My Lawn! has as part of its mission statement the enablement of toddler neglection. We are glad to have served!
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