Want some grapes, bitches?
Third part of a series …
Things I Wrote In Notebooks During Meetings in 2006, In Which I Remember Neither the Meetings Nor Writing These Things During Them
SAVED!
by the buoyancy of citrus
[elaborate sketch of a lime surrounded by two outspread praise hands]
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Cause I’m sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
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“Byron architects these stories”
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I must break you
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Goddamn right, I’m adding this to my [yearly review] document.
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[drawing of spaceship flanked by MGM Grand, Paris, NY/NY, Bellagio, Luxor]
They gonna put it down
on the Vegas strip
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I’m not at liberty to say the details of this most peculiar warning
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[my handwriting] When [Head Designer] sees this, he’s going to SHIT A BRICK.
[someone else’s handwriting] I know
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Gen Y is “visually oriented” =
[large billboard w/scraggly letters]
WE DUNT REED WORDZ
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--de-budgetized
--productionalized
--parking-lot (verb)
Things I Wrote In Notebooks During Meetings in 2006, In Which I Remember Neither the Meetings Nor Writing These Things During Them
SAVED!
by the buoyancy of citrus
[elaborate sketch of a lime surrounded by two outspread praise hands]
********************
Cause I’m sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
********************
“Byron architects these stories”
********************
I must break you
********************
Goddamn right, I’m adding this to my [yearly review] document.
********************
[drawing of spaceship flanked by MGM Grand, Paris, NY/NY, Bellagio, Luxor]
They gonna put it down
on the Vegas strip
********************
I’m not at liberty to say the details of this most peculiar warning
********************
[my handwriting] When [Head Designer] sees this, he’s going to SHIT A BRICK.
[someone else’s handwriting] I know
********************
Gen Y is “visually oriented” =
[large billboard w/scraggly letters]
WE DUNT REED WORDZ
********************
--de-budgetized
--productionalized
--parking-lot (verb)
Labels: cryin' amazacrazy, cubejammin', half a dozen awesome, rando, way too old for this kind of shit anymore
posted by Gleemonex at 9:24 AM
7 Comments:
HA HA HA Awesome. I want you to do a whole post about ridiculous words used in meetings, even today. I just looked at yesterday's minutes, and I found: "architectured". Like, past tense of "to architecture". I hate myself for writing that. Nearly equally heinous: "financial transparency" and "matrixed-manager". Ugh.
Architectured. Has it come to this??
Re:
[my handwriting] When [Head Designer] sees this, he’s going to SHIT A BRICK.
[someone else’s handwriting] I know
This could have been about ANYTHING!
I know, right? Which is why I don't remember writing it ... but there it is. Hell, the other person's handwriting might've been yours!
"the nudity is acceptable and should happen." welcome to the notes from my job.
Oh god, Francine -- now I need more. Although context-free is pretty damn awesome.
She got pork last time. Don't want the rump either. Leave the sausage out to thaw. Husband will be home at 5.
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