Profundity
Internets, I am a coffee person. Lotsa kick, smells good, warms frozen heart-cockles. But every once in awhile I go for a booster shot of tea, like this morning when the double latte failed to clear the cobwebs. I don't ask a lot of tea -- just get in the cup, go down in a few gulps, try not to stain anything. So it is unspeakably annoying to have to read little cute-ass things on the outer wrapper of this Fair-Trade Certified, Organic ya ya ya, such as today's gem: "Each river ends in a world of oceans." Spare me the Zen Master bullshit, wouldja please? You don't see the fucking Coke can talking that kind of smack.
Labels: balls o'clock a.m., caffeine - cocaine - what's the diff, cubejammin', first-world problems, teabaggin
posted by Gleemonex at 10:43 AM
4 Comments:
Starbucks coffee cups have "philosophy" (or something) on the outside.
But if you use a cardboard sleeve, you don't have to see it. Ta da! :-)
Maybe it's time we started writing our own bon mots, then covertly place them on tea labels around the country. Here's one to get you started: "Tea is sublime. Teabag, divine."
Johnny, you are the wind beneath my wings.
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