I do not need another step between me and toast
Internets, it should surprise none of you that I am a compulsive doodler in meetings. Herewith, I give you a selection of:
Things I Wrote in a Notebook During Meetings at Work Two to Four Years Ago (In Which I Remember Neither the Meeting, Nor Writing These Things During Them)
abyssus abyssum invocat
hell calls hell
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Bands:
--Bofus Eyes
--binLaden Family Singers
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Whoooooo’s High-Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson!
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Do you mine if we dance wif yo dates?
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“People don’t like to read on the Web,” a couplet:
Make it SCANNABLE, keep it SHORT
HIGHLIGHT keywords, use a SPORK
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CorpComm: It’s a gravy, AND a floor wax.
CorpComm: Perfecting the art of plausible deniability.
CorpComm: We couldn’t be more surprised if we woke up on the floor with our faces sewn to the carpet.
CorpComm: Penmanship. Stewardship. Statesmanship.
CorpComm: Man spricht Deutsch.
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Denham’s Dentifrice [extremely elaborate invented logo for fictional product]
… has a business purpose! [jotted underneath]
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No fightin, no cussin
Just love for a drug called ROBO-TUSSIN
Things I Wrote in a Notebook During Meetings at Work Two to Four Years Ago (In Which I Remember Neither the Meeting, Nor Writing These Things During Them)
abyssus abyssum invocat
hell calls hell
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Bands:
--Bofus Eyes
--binLaden Family Singers
--------
Whoooooo’s High-Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson!
--------
Do you mine if we dance wif yo dates?
--------
“People don’t like to read on the Web,” a couplet:
Make it SCANNABLE, keep it SHORT
HIGHLIGHT keywords, use a SPORK
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CorpComm: It’s a gravy, AND a floor wax.
CorpComm: Perfecting the art of plausible deniability.
CorpComm: We couldn’t be more surprised if we woke up on the floor with our faces sewn to the carpet.
CorpComm: Penmanship. Stewardship. Statesmanship.
CorpComm: Man spricht Deutsch.
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Denham’s Dentifrice [extremely elaborate invented logo for fictional product]
… has a business purpose! [jotted underneath]
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No fightin, no cussin
Just love for a drug called ROBO-TUSSIN
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posted by Gleemonex at 12:59 PM
4 Comments:
You are odd.
Indeed, milady. Indeed.
um, so, thanks for the insight into whatever is going on "up there" (gestures dramatically to the noggin-region while pretending that her own meeting doodles don't include drawings of bizarre paisley-shaped animal-type thingies.)
So, were these the copious notes you were taking when we were struggling to get our section of the website re-organized a few years back?
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