Oh, yew've had PLENNY a honeymoons -- ya have one every time ya meet a boy!
Men I Have, at Various Points of My Life, Been Certain I Would Marry: A Partial List
--Kevin Bacon (1984-85)
--Matthew Sweet (1990-93)
--Andre Agassi (1988-91)
--Charlie Sheen (1989-92)
--Christian Slater (1989-91*)
--Michael Jackson (1983-86)
--George Harrison (1987-89)
--David Bowie (1986-88)
--this guy Tim that was my mom's friend and almost certainly gay as a tangerine (1980-90)
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*Entry appears solely because of stuff people wrote in my yearbooks. I do not remember feeling this way about him at all. But apparently I did, for awhile?
--Kevin Bacon (1984-85)
--Matthew Sweet (1990-93)
--Andre Agassi (1988-91)
--Charlie Sheen (1989-92)
--Christian Slater (1989-91*)
--Michael Jackson (1983-86)
--George Harrison (1987-89)
--David Bowie (1986-88)
--this guy Tim that was my mom's friend and almost certainly gay as a tangerine (1980-90)
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*Entry appears solely because of stuff people wrote in my yearbooks. I do not remember feeling this way about him at all. But apparently I did, for awhile?
Labels: cryin' amazacrazy, demoralizing confessions, fuckyeahbeingagrownup, life 101, surprises in the attic, the horror ... the horror, things that sound great but really aren’t once you think about them
posted by Gleemonex at 1:01 PM
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I'm still pretty confident that David Bowie will one day tire of his glorious super model wife and realize that I'm his true love.
As am I, Amblus, as am I.
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