She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

Courtesy of Mr. Gleemonex:

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

That poor kid, getting mashed on by a "completely lit" proto-coug Demi Moore, just sitting there, you know with the most raging but useless (thank Shatner, unseen!) stiffie that whole time ... and that weird blonde friend with several more teeth than the usual and a Caroline Mulford party dress, making like the torch singer at the bar at the end of the universe ...

What the fuhhhhhhh?