Irony? It's when ... something's like, ironic.
11/40
And then you find yourself in the somewhat humiliating position of trying (virtually) to cut the (online) throats of all the other bitches who are trying to win this goddamned pair of vintage 90s Docs on the goddamned eBay ... HANDS OFF, YOU WHORES, THESE'RE MINE!
I need them for a reason, and it's a hilarious one, and but also there's the fact that I never had Doc Martens money back in the day and always wore knockoffs so it's basically like I'm buying my kollege self the shoes she really wanted and was not badass enough to get.
And then you find yourself in the somewhat humiliating position of trying (virtually) to cut the (online) throats of all the other bitches who are trying to win this goddamned pair of vintage 90s Docs on the goddamned eBay ... HANDS OFF, YOU WHORES, THESE'RE MINE!
I need them for a reason, and it's a hilarious one, and but also there's the fact that I never had Doc Martens money back in the day and always wore knockoffs so it's basically like I'm buying my kollege self the shoes she really wanted and was not badass enough to get.
Labels: 40/40, and if'n I drop I reckon I'll be in motion, balls in YOUR mouth sir, bitch, cryin' amazacrazy, demoralizing confessions, where is my mind? waaay out there on the water -- see it swimming
posted by Gleemonex at 3:42 PM
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