"I like to have people over." Yes, for weeks at a time. OMFG.
8/40
Gosh, this was nearly twenty-two years ago ... makes me feel old to think of that much time gone by!
Presented Without Comment: A Few Cherce Lines From the Letter My Randomly-Selected Roommate-to-Be Sent Me the Summer Before Kollege
I feel guilty after stagnating all senior year.
I'm Chinese, although I prefer to pass myself off as Hawaiin since people think I'm Filipino.
I like to train, & plan to install lots of sports equipment & a pullup bar in our room.
And don't worry, I've taken the trains for 6 years & only been mugged once.
I'm a pretty intense person.
I'm bringing rollerblades, a softball glove, sewing machine, ice skates, tennis racquet ... I think that's it.
But I can sleep thru anything.
Since I hate beer, I like to keep a bottle of blush wine around.
Gosh, this was nearly twenty-two years ago ... makes me feel old to think of that much time gone by!
Presented Without Comment: A Few Cherce Lines From the Letter My Randomly-Selected Roommate-to-Be Sent Me the Summer Before Kollege
I feel guilty after stagnating all senior year.
I'm Chinese, although I prefer to pass myself off as Hawaiin since people think I'm Filipino.
I like to train, & plan to install lots of sports equipment & a pullup bar in our room.
And don't worry, I've taken the trains for 6 years & only been mugged once.
I'm a pretty intense person.
I'm bringing rollerblades, a softball glove, sewing machine, ice skates, tennis racquet ... I think that's it.
But I can sleep thru anything.
Since I hate beer, I like to keep a bottle of blush wine around.
Labels: 40/40, balls o'clock a.m., caffeine - cocaine - what's the diff, cryin' amazacrazy, fuckyeahbeingagrownup, hantavirus treasure trove, Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar drinking tequila, the horror ... the horror
posted by Gleemonex at 1:46 PM
2 Comments:
Hooooooooo, this was the PERFECT thing to read on a really long week's Friday afternoon. I am CRYING.
You know, I have already forgotten what my dead father's voice sounds like, but I CAN HEAR HER read these lines.
"I'm a pretty intense person." Rilly? Tell me more!
I remember that sewing machine! Oh, the threatened sports equipment installation! And blush wine -- sassy AND sophisticated!
I cannot imagine the despair you must have felt upon receipt of this missive. Oh, if only the creature did not have such Google-unfriendly name; what hijinks must she be up to these days.
hahahahahaaaaaaa! Oh, Twelve, I am so glad you of all people saw this. THAT BITCH BE CRAY!
The even funnier thing is, I did not have any idea that this would portend such madness ... before I met her, I thought of *myself* as a pretty intense person. How little I knew, alas ... And God hell yes, I wish she were googleable -- I'm dying to know how many kids she and Tücker have now. [LOL X 1000]
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