How are they going to deliver a bowling alley HERE?
Things I Received As Xmas or Bday Presents Before the Year 1992
Guess which ones were given to me by my late father?* (Mr. Gleemonex is exempted from this game cause he already knows.)
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*Answer: All of them. It's virtually a chart of the family's fortunes and/or my pop's sobriety, eh wot?
Guess which ones were given to me by my late father?* (Mr. Gleemonex is exempted from this game cause he already knows.)
- Large jar of Hellman's mayonnaise
- Single can of tennis balls
- One-gallon jar of maraschino cherries
- Used copy of the Webelos handbook
- Four king-sized Snickers bars
- Live, actual puppy with red bow around its neck
- Pair of Russian-made pointe shoes
- Tickets to Andre Agassi / Jimmy Connors charity tennis match
- Book of sheet music of "today's popular hit songs," including numbers by Duran Duran and their contemporaries, to go with my kickass new Casio keyboard from my grandmother
- Garfield keychain with bottle opener
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*Answer: All of them. It's virtually a chart of the family's fortunes and/or my pop's sobriety, eh wot?
Labels: cryin' amazacrazy, deportivo, hey kids -- don't smoke, Judge Judy, merging with the infinite, surprises in the attic
posted by Gleemonex at 5:03 PM
2 Comments:
I, too, got a Casio from the grandparents. It lived a long life. My favorite gift was a Caboodle that had Navy perfume and some Clinique sample sized makeup in it.
I...uh...um...wow. Mayonnaise. And a Webelos handbook. And here the most random Christmas gift I'd ever seen was Imodium. But that just takes it all.
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