There's NO FILM IN IT, DENNIS!
Is this fucking bullshit waterheaded fuckaround with making books that are only in Kindle?
Twice in the last week I've tried to buy books that I FUCKING WANT (Sepinwall, Takei), and THEY'RE ONLY IN FUCKING KINDLE.
Somebody tell me I'm just being a goddamned old lady all "Where's my glasses? Did you put the cat out? How do ya work this here thingamajiggy? Why can't President Hoover fix my vacuumer-machinerator? He built it!" and it's just that I can't figure it out. Please tell me that, and show me, with the patience of my own great-grandson indulging his beloved old daffy Grannykins, how to find the print products on the Internets because it's just well-hidden to force me to buy Bezos's stupid numbnuts whirligig, would you?
Because if this is the fucking future -- as in, they're not making paper-based books anymore -- then
I FUCKING QUIT.
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