Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I know about ... seventy-five guys.

People I Know, Who:

Have been on Leno: 1

Have been on the Today Show: 2
(Weird Arthur, with his band; the Drink Nazi, with a sign saying “I Love Al Roker”)

Have been on Conan O’Brien: 1
(Theresa Andersson)

Have run afoul of the legal system in Tijuana, Mexico: ~6
(names withheld to protect the innocent, but several of them blog)

Have run the NYC Marathon twice: 1

Have met Derek Jeter: 1
(LDW, who called him “Daryl”)

Were in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: 1
(Peter Coyote)

Admit to having experienced an alien visitation: 1

Dated Don Henley: 1
(SW’s mom, back in high school; still claims they were merely classmates, never dated, but is totally lying)

Have been thrown against the wall of a bar and had an automatic shoved in their face in Colombia: 1
(La Petit Deuni)

Are married to Dean Devlin: 1
(look her up, she’s in the IMDB)

Look like Angelina Jolie: 1

Wrote a book about booze, and listed me in the Acknowledgments: 1
(Ian Lendler)

Once told Andre Agassi they wanted to have his babies: 1
(Cindy Kemp – I’m using her real name in hopes that she’ll google herself, realize who wrote this, and get in fucking contact with me already)

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Anonymous lynde said...

not only met derek jeter, i hugged him... :) LDW

4:56 PM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

Did he smell good, like plain soap and baseball gloves and scotch?

11:14 AM  

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