Smorgasbord of Stupidity
Couple of quick questions for y'all:
1) Why do your Lindsay Lohans, your Paris Hiltons and other net losses to the universe get jail sentences measured in hours, while Kiefer Sutherland gets 48 days?
2) Why don't any of these Prize Dumbasses HIRE A FUCKING DRIVER?
Labels: booze makes things better, clean livin, first-world problems, Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar drinking tequila
posted by Gleemonex at 12:22 PM
2 Comments:
I am curious about that too. If I had their kind of money, I would definitely have people driving me around, even when I was sober. I hate driving!
1. because he had 3 priors?
and no word yet on how much time he'll actually serve
didn't paris actually get sentenced to 45 days?
2. SERIOUSLY! (aka where are their parents?)
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