Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out!
On second thought -- DO let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.
La la la la laaaaaaaa! Commence double-barreled bird-flippin insane happy dance! A-Rod is gooooooooone! Some other unlucky car-chasing bastards are gonna pay all their lunch money for this useless choking motherscratcher and we are RID OF HIM!
Good luck peddling this second-rate piece of ass around the league, Scott Boras, you fucking douchebag. You two deserve each other. And may he never win a World Series ring as long as you both shall live.
CELEBRAMOS!
La la la la laaaaaaaa! Commence double-barreled bird-flippin insane happy dance! A-Rod is gooooooooone! Some other unlucky car-chasing bastards are gonna pay all their lunch money for this useless choking motherscratcher and we are RID OF HIM!
Good luck peddling this second-rate piece of ass around the league, Scott Boras, you fucking douchebag. You two deserve each other. And may he never win a World Series ring as long as you both shall live.
CELEBRAMOS!
Labels: beisbol a been berry berry good to me, bitch, dead to me, douchebaggery, Stab stab stab stabbity stab, things that are great
posted by Gleemonex at 10:49 AM
5 Comments:
I figured you might be happy about that. I'm a little bit surprised he's leaving, since he was pretty much guaranteed work. Other teams that can afford him may not want him (dead weight you understand) and still others may not be able to afford him. It'll be interesting to see who starts the bidding.
I'm impressed by your venom.
So glad, can't even express. Or construct full sentences. So long, Douchebagarino! No more feeling apologetic about Yankees-love!
Did you see the Scott Boras piece in the recent New Yorker?
Here's a link: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/10/29/071029fa_fact_mcgrath
Hope that went OK.
Uch, yes I did. They managed to humanize a walking douchebag, which is quite a feat, but also, it showed how GIANT a d-bag he really is, what with his notions of reforming baseball (9-game world series with sponsorships of the extra games, anyone? cause there's not enough advertising just yet) ... bleah.
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