Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Two-Fer Tuesday

1) I just read someone described as an “enfant terrible.” Now, Internets, you may or may not know, but the literal translation for this term is “insufferable douchebag.” It’s true!

2) A friend of mine got married a few months back, and the schwank hotel where she had the ceremony and reception offered, as part of the package, a free ice sculpture. She, being a right-thinking girl, was like, “Ice sculpture? The hell?” But I was ALL OVER THAT. Shit, somebody offers you a free ice sculpture, and you get to pick the form of the beast, you do the only thing that it is possible for a right-thinking person to do: You get ‘em to make that thing in the form of a giant Van Halen logo. HELL to the yeah.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

I want Tawny Kitaen, writhing on the hood of the car from the Whitesnake video, but in ice.

6:15 PM  
Blogger srah said...

That's awesome.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Guinness74 said...

I would've chosen something nearly impossible to carve like an MC Escher drawing or maybe a Klein bottle, but I'm a geek...

Still, ice sculptures are sort of passé. The best in wedding receptions these days is the chocolate fountain. Certain to be the envy of all your bridesmaids.

7:47 AM  

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