Monday, February 12, 2007

Reasons Why TiVo Exists: The Grammys

The Police rawked. Mr. Gleemonex and I will be paying whatever it takes (sources say $225 for the good seats) to see them on their tour this summer.

Prince just can't help himself -- he kicks more ass than you've ever even seen.

There are at least five gunshot-destroyed televisions being carted out of mansions today -- the members of the Eagles must've stroked out when they heard the American Idol reject and the useless Brawndo-suckled cuntry singer [on edit: the stroke-inducingly-badly-named "Rascal Flatts"] butchering "Life in the Fast Lane."

Why were all the women presenters A)spray-painted orangey-brown, and B)sweating balls?



Blogger Kingfish said...

Hey you crazy kids, I got Knight's post game audio on my blog. Enjoy.

1:32 PM  
Blogger HHL said...

"Water? You mean like from the toilet??"

9:56 AM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

But it's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave.

10:56 AM  

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