Reasons Why TiVo Exists: The Grammys
The Police rawked. Mr. Gleemonex and I will be paying whatever it takes (sources say $225 for the good seats) to see them on their tour this summer.
Prince just can't help himself -- he kicks more ass than you've ever even seen.
There are at least five gunshot-destroyed televisions being carted out of mansions today -- the members of the Eagles must've stroked out when they heard the American Idol reject and the useless Brawndo-suckled cuntry singer [on edit: the stroke-inducingly-badly-named "Rascal Flatts"] butchering "Life in the Fast Lane."
Why were all the women presenters A)spray-painted orangey-brown, and B)sweating balls?
Prince just can't help himself -- he kicks more ass than you've ever even seen.
There are at least five gunshot-destroyed televisions being carted out of mansions today -- the members of the Eagles must've stroked out when they heard the American Idol reject and the useless Brawndo-suckled cuntry singer [on edit: the stroke-inducingly-badly-named "Rascal Flatts"] butchering "Life in the Fast Lane."
Why were all the women presenters A)spray-painted orangey-brown, and B)sweating balls?
Labels: they ain't takin the TEE-vee
posted by Gleemonex at 12:16 PM
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Hey you crazy kids, I got Knight's post game audio on my blog. Enjoy.
"Water? You mean like from the toilet??"
But it's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave.
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