"Are you tryin to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

The best thing about February 5 is: Only nine days till pitchers and catchers report.

And now, a slice of awesome from a guy who won't have to report till a little later:

"I want to be remembered as someone who had a lot of respect for the game, his teammates and opponents, and I want to be remembered as a winner. But most importantly I want to be remembered as a Yankee." - Derek Jeter