Come quickly! I am drinking stars!

So we rang in the new year with a bottle of Dom Perignon, vintage 1998, which was given to me and Mr. Gleemonex by a divine gift-giver and all-around stellar human known as my brother.

Oh my.

A beautiful pale golden color, it was filled with thousands and thousands of the tiniest bubbles. It evaporated on the tongue, leaving just the lightest most wonderful taste … and the next day, there was no headache, just a warming memory of flavor and effervescence.

Internets, if you have the means, I highly recommend obtaining and consuming this beverage as soon as you possibly can. Please do trust your good friend and advisor Gleemonex on this one.