Alcoholidays

OK so I don't know how my liver is going to make it through December. I mean, since Thanksgiving week, the vodka-soaked revelry has been unceasing. I have three drinkin' parties between now and Tuesday (mostly work-related), and am likely to drink a lot on the weekend because that's the day my houseguests arrive and they're staying for 54 days. (Not that me drinkin' a lot in a weekend is all that unusual, I must admit.) It's like I'm living in a novel written in the 1950s. Those people could put it away.