She’s filled with secrets

I have an unholy obsession with the comic strip For Better or For Worse. Ten years of reading this fucking thing every day. I can’t explain it, I don’t understand why it should be, and I’d quit it if I could, but … I can’t. I hate everybody on it — I mean, Michael is a douchebag, his wife is a harpy in situ who tricked him into getting her pregnant, the parents are depressing assheads, April is the very model of the perfect teen (ugh), and LIZ — Liz is a stinking coward who quit her awesome and fulfilling job, screwed over a bunch of people who depended on her, and ran from an exciting adventurous life and romance with one of Canada’s Finest to move back in with her parents and (crushingly, inevitably) end up with her high-school boyfriend, Granthony (aka Pornstachio) with the aforementioned asshead parents’ full support, manipulation and approval. Gaaaaah! I've been able to shake other habits (Footballers Wives: Overtime, Boston Public, Dear Prudence, etc.) -- why not this one? Whyyyyyyy?