Thursday, August 30, 2012

Things I thought about at 3:45 a.m. while Mr. Gleemonex snored like a stableful of cartoon horses

IOW, Potpourri Thursday

--The extremely sexually-excited way Megyn Kelly presented during her interview with "the Romney boys," aka the five asshole sons of Willard Romney. Seen (thankfully not heard) on the TV that's always tuned to Fox "News" at the gym. The girl's eyes were huge and flashing wanty looks, her nips practically sproinged little smoking holes through the front of her blouse, and she sort of squirmed in her seat the whole time -- christ that was disgusting.

--Wonder Woman's backstory is total bunkum. All that insanity about "Amazons" and invisible jets (does it also have invisible fuel? wouldn't you run into it on the tarmac? wtf) and talking to animals and Greek gods ... srsly what is the deal.

--I have a desperate desire to punch Paul Ryan in his stupid punchable face. It's a face that BEGS for punching. Hard punching and lots of it. Those stupid limpid eyes, that goddamn Munsters cowlick, that earnest idiot expression -- christ do I want to punch him so bad.

--It's possible our new dentist is a crazy person. She's great, don't get me wrong, but there's something a little nutburgery about her. Nobody but a crazy person wears pants like that. And what's with all the Barbies all over her office? Actual Barbie dolls. Krickety-krackety kray.

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Blogger Uncle Spike said...

In re Paul Ryan: SO agreed. Never thought about it before, but something about him...yeah, he needs a good slam in the face. It then begs the question: what about Romney? The movie Something to Talk About comes to mind...

10:02 AM  
Blogger alison said...

I guess not watching Fox news, plus trying to duck as much of the American electoral news as possible, is leaving me seriously deficient in 3:45 a.m. worries. In fact, the only thing that crossed my mind at 3:45 a.m. this morning when I was ripped from sleep was which one of the evil, devil-spawn hell cats was opening the door of the bathroom vanity and letting it bang closed. Over and over. Because by the time I heaved my bulk out of bed and went looking, they were both pretending to sleep on the cat tree, all "Oh, are you up? I didn't think it was morning yet." Punchable politicians might be a nice change.

9:59 AM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

I love both of you guys so much ... :-)

3:37 PM  

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