And modestly dressed, as well.
Remember when I said I'd found the whitest thing ever?
I was wrong. THIS is the whitest thing ever (courtesy of my imaginary BFF BlabberMouse). Check out the FONKY MOVES on this fuckin guy. I'm sure Jesus is thrilled with their praise and worship. I mean, wouldn't you be?
I was wrong. THIS is the whitest thing ever (courtesy of my imaginary BFF BlabberMouse). Check out the FONKY MOVES on this fuckin guy. I'm sure Jesus is thrilled with their praise and worship. I mean, wouldn't you be?
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posted by Gleemonex at 8:38 AM
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As I watch this video I can't help but think——wait, oh my God, is he breakdancing now? Yes, I believe those "street savvy" moves toward the end of the video are similar to the ones I did on a sheet of cardboard in my NJ driveway back in 1984. I also believe the renewed mind is the key to the Chris in me. Did I say a hot, beautiful male named Chris was inside me? Oops. Freudian slip. I meant Christ. Christ was inside me. Yes, that's much less weird.
And that's when Jesus threw up.
Vids like this make me afraid of non-big-city-liberal-enclave America. WhoTF are these people? Did I really grow up in the same country as them?
Too bad they couldn't afford sweet microphone headsets for the ladies too. I'm sure they would've busted some mad sick praise-hands.
Now I know there is a God.
And I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when they dance I expect to find Him laugh-haf-ing...
There's another sweet song on that site with a dude shred-syncing on a $100 Telecaster knockoff. Not nearly as good. But I love when bands get all American Bandstand and fake their drums, keyboards, and guitars badly.
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