Avada Kedavra to YOU, Spencer!
Internets, there is ALL KINDS OF CRAZY going on right now – real olde-tyme rootin’ tootin’ shit-the-couch kaaaaaah-RAY-zee up in here.
Seriously, Marie Osmond’s twisted-psycho-eyed Jenny Craig commercials are the very least of it. Even the bizarre email feud in which my once-Bushie, now pro-Obama in-laws find themselves embroiled with friends of fifty years’ standing – about which I assure you I will blog later, this is good shit – pales in comparison.
First, you got perky little puffballer Katie Couric nailing Sarah “Apocalypto” Palin to the fucking wall:
Then you got David Letterman cock-punching McCain for bailing on him and lying about it (admittedly, this is less “crazy nutso” and more “crazy fucking awesome”):
And then comes the (surprisingly un-surprising) revelation that the vile beast Palin got freed and protected from witchcraft at her signs-and-wonders Pentecostal church just three years ago, in anticipation of her run for governor (and excitedly recounted her experience in June 2008, see Olbermann for video), by a preacher whose claim to fame was ridding his own village of a literal, actual witch (link to video is at the end of the story).
This is the total maniac, Internets, whom nearly HALF of the citizens of this once-great nation fervently desire should be one aged, cancer-riddled heartbeat away from the Presidency.
Seriously, Marie Osmond’s twisted-psycho-eyed Jenny Craig commercials are the very least of it. Even the bizarre email feud in which my once-Bushie, now pro-Obama in-laws find themselves embroiled with friends of fifty years’ standing – about which I assure you I will blog later, this is good shit – pales in comparison.
First, you got perky little puffballer Katie Couric nailing Sarah “Apocalypto” Palin to the fucking wall:
Then you got David Letterman cock-punching McCain for bailing on him and lying about it (admittedly, this is less “crazy nutso” and more “crazy fucking awesome”):
And then comes the (surprisingly un-surprising) revelation that the vile beast Palin got freed and protected from witchcraft at her signs-and-wonders Pentecostal church just three years ago, in anticipation of her run for governor (and excitedly recounted her experience in June 2008, see Olbermann for video), by a preacher whose claim to fame was ridding his own village of a literal, actual witch (link to video is at the end of the story).
This is the total maniac, Internets, whom nearly HALF of the citizens of this once-great nation fervently desire should be one aged, cancer-riddled heartbeat away from the Presidency.
Labels: balls in YOUR mouth sir, christ on toast points -- politics, cryin' amazacrazy, schadenfreude, things that are bad for the world, things that are great
posted by Gleemonex at 11:37 AM
3 Comments:
Perez Hilton has a 9 minute video clip of Letterman spouting off on McCain. It's pretty entertaining.
Oh dude, that's the one I wanted -- couldn't find it in my necessarily quick youtube search. So much strange garbage to wade through ... thanks for posting!
Everyday I watch a new Sarah Palin video and cringe as she wades through "Public Speaking 101" with her GOP-generated talking points. How does she not go home every night and say "What have I done, how did I get into this? I am way over my head."
It's frightening, sad, bizarre, and humorous...all at the same time.
Post a Comment
<< Home