Monday, August 27, 2007

He Who Walks Between the Rows

So, are you kidding me? Berto “Torture is Teh Kewl” Gonzalez — Alby “I Spy … Your Phone Calls!” G. — has resigned? Let’s overlook the fact that all morning, the stupid sad-ass no-class disgusting mess Michael Vick’s plea has been the top story on Yahoo, and take a moment to note this development.

This evil swine, who has done more (and more everlasting) damage to our Constitution and our country than any other single actor in the tragic, vile debacle known as the Bush Administration, has parachuted out of the plane that’s flying straight into the goddamn mountain.

And what has our Dear Leader to say of the tidings?

"After months of unfair treatment that has created a harmful distraction at the Justice Department, Judge Gonzales decided to resign his position and I accept his decision," Bush said from Texas, where he is vacationing.

Un. Fair. Treatment.

Yes, the vacationing fucktard in shitboots masquerading as our President tsk-motherfucking-tsks us — the citizenry — about how badly poor little Al has been treated.

Please, God, if you’re up there — let this ball-cancer-in-a-human-suit be the one to pull the rest of the ratking down with him. Amen.



Blogger Sarah B. said...

I was like, what's that picture of? And then OHHHHHHHHHHH.

12:25 PM  
Blogger bgirl said...

me too, and ew.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Panda!!!! said...

I really couldn't believe that he would actually use the word "unfair." It really shows such arrogance and stupidity.

That picture. Ick!

12:49 PM  
Blogger HHL said...

i think the preznit kept him in his job so long to take the wind out of the sails of people like us. what an anticlimax, eh? i've already used up all my snark.

but responsive to your most excellent post: i would consider the Judge to have been unfairly treated only if he were publicly skinned alive or something of that sort. a nice long prison term in one of his own gulags would have been perfectly "fair" enough for me.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

You are a bigger person than I, HHL, because I'd be PERFECTLY OK with the public skinning. But yes, I agree that a fit punishment would be for him and any of these enabler-shitclowns to spend an indefinite term in Gitmo or one of the "black" sites we "don't" own & operate.

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