Tuesday, May 01, 2007

The more you ignore me, the closer I get

You know, a smart woman — one with a sense of self-preservation, a desire to avoid teetering off the thin edge of sanity, a smidgen of control over her habits — would have read today’s FBOFW and permanently blocked that site from her computer.

But obsession, she is a crazy multi-tentacled bitch. And she’s got a sucking hold on me.

Your Gleemonex may have at last run out of things to say about all this crushing, grinding, ham-handed inevitability. Candace was my last hope — remember when she was the unconventional, free-spirited one who spoke her mind? Remember how she called Dee on the “planned accident” and whatnot? Well, it hurts to see hope die …

And things would be different if I thought for one moment that Liz found Pornstachio to be even the slightest bit attractive or interesting or … fucking ANYTHING! I dunno, maybe she’s actually into bondage scenarios, or something. But it’s so clear that he’s the Male Person of Last Resort for her — she’s so obviously settling. I mean, “Oh well, whatevs, I guess” is not what you want in a DATE, much less a life partner. Three BILLION men in this world, and she feels like the choices are down to Granthony and nobody. GOD. Ugh ugh uggggh.



Blogger Sarah said...

The look on her face in that last panel is such a death mask.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

Dude. Dead eyes, like a shaaahk's eyes ...

4:26 PM  
Blogger Lisa Ann said...

Anthony = UGH.

6:18 AM  

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