Facts, perhaps unpleasant to hear

Kiosks around the city dispense a number of free Learning Annex-y type “course catalogs;” a current one features a sultry tropical gal looking over her shoulder at the camera with a mixture of lust and scorn, while the headline copy asks: WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? Which I assume you can take an Adult Ed class to find out.

Got news for ya, fellas: If you’re sitting around wondering something as sexist and out-of-touch as “what do women want?” I can virtually guarantee you one thing: It ain’t you.