Boom! I f****d your boyfriend!

And of course by "the other side," we know she means: ROADSIDE.

Bamp-chicka-bamp bamp, chicka WOCKA chicka ...

[The post title refers to a rather terrible semi-rap song from back in like 1991, which I owned on cassingle and played in regular rotation with other woman-scorned ditties after I got dumped by my HS boyfriend and he started dating a mutual friend. For the record, I never f****d anybody back then, yo.]