Thursday, September 12, 2013

Burban cowboys

So, would you guys say these items in the Cheetah's Growl* (Kid Gleemonex's school's weekly parent newsletter) are very passive-aggressive, or the MOST passive-aggressive?

Doughnuts and DadsTuesday, September 17th is Take Your Dad to School Day! We hope dads can make the time to take their children to school that morning and join us in the cafeteria after drop off for coffee and doughnuts. 
Calling all Dads!Next Tuesday, September 17th, Dads are bringing the kids to school, so why not come back at lunchtime! Have lunch with your child and their friends and then hit the playground for some serious fun. If you have an hour to spare around noon, I'm sure your child would love nothing more than to spend it with you ... so be sure to stop on by!

Pity the fool who's married to whoever wrote that, eh?

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*Not its real name

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6 Comments:

Blogger francine said...

Gross.

I loathe anything like doughnuts and dads or muffins and moms. Like I can't stand to read it or hear it or God forbid say it. Just... gross.

5:09 PM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

Me either! Don't get cute, people. It's nauseating.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Uncle Spike said...

OMFUG, this would be some Dantesque level of hell for me. Social gatherings like these make me wither unless there's some sensory-altering beverage involved. And even then...

7:17 AM  
Blogger francine said...

This all really makes me want to hit the playground for some serious fun.

6:10 PM  
Blogger Gleemonex said...

Your mom hits the playground for some serious fun.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Panda!!!! said...

If I wrote the newsletter it would be far more interesting.

12:01 PM  

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