Burban cowboys
So, would you guys say these items in the Cheetah's Growl* (Kid Gleemonex's school's weekly parent newsletter) are very passive-aggressive, or the MOST passive-aggressive?
Pity the fool who's married to whoever wrote that, eh?
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*Not its real name
Doughnuts and DadsTuesday, September 17th is Take Your Dad to School Day! We hope dads can make the time to take their children to school that morning and join us in the cafeteria after drop off for coffee and doughnuts.
Calling all Dads!Next Tuesday, September 17th, Dads are bringing the kids to school, so why not come back at lunchtime! Have lunch with your child and their friends and then hit the playground for some serious fun. If you have an hour to spare around noon, I'm sure your child would love nothing more than to spend it with you ... so be sure to stop on by!
Pity the fool who's married to whoever wrote that, eh?
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*Not its real name
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posted by Gleemonex at 1:27 PM
6 Comments:
Gross.
I loathe anything like doughnuts and dads or muffins and moms. Like I can't stand to read it or hear it or God forbid say it. Just... gross.
Me either! Don't get cute, people. It's nauseating.
OMFUG, this would be some Dantesque level of hell for me. Social gatherings like these make me wither unless there's some sensory-altering beverage involved. And even then...
This all really makes me want to hit the playground for some serious fun.
Your mom hits the playground for some serious fun.
If I wrote the newsletter it would be far more interesting.
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