Weather forecast for New Orleans: Hotter

I am not one to give a flying fuck about "celeb" couples (I don't count snarking over the loathsome ones, because that's not care -- that's my bitchy sense of humor and pretense to moral and intellectual superiority).

My one exception is Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt. Those two put their money where their superhott mouths are -- for instance, you know how most famous women will pretend they don't want paparazzi taking pictures of them while they're pregnant, and/or of the new baby, allegedly because they want privacy for themselves and their families? But then they'll show up all over everywhere all styled up and tee-heeing about it? Well, these two went to Namibia -- the second-least-densely populated country in the world -- to get away from prying eyes. No whoring celeb photographer is going to go to fucking Namibia, man. And then when the Jolie-Pitts sold their baby photos, they gave all the money to charity. Ten million bucks. Once again, putting your money where your mouth is. And now I read that they've moved to New Orleans. Granted, the house they bought is in the French Quarter, not the Ninth Ward, but still -- that's pretty fucking far from Los Angeles, and I bet the little pair of do-gooders won't just be sitting around having coffee with their friends while the city stagnates around them, either.

Well-played sir, madame.