Untimely exits
Weird about Heath Ledger dying, huh? My first thought was, oh, god, he has that little daughter … and my second was, he’s only 28 – it’s gotta be drugs, unless it’s some weird congenital heart condition or something. Ugh.
And but how strange is this – Jethro Mussolini cancels some talk about teen drug use because of it. Who in the what, now? Up to now, he’s never shown any awareness of the existence, life or death of any human being not himself (except Terri Schiavo, of course! They used to romp together!), and he cancels a talk allegedly because it looks like he might be playing on Heath Ledger’s death? Since when has he given a flying fuck about seeming to “play on” any misfortune or tragedy of any kind? “Opportunistic” is his middle goddamned name. I think he just didn’t want to give the speech, the lazy fucktard, and seized on this as an excuse to get out of it.
And but how strange is this – Jethro Mussolini cancels some talk about teen drug use because of it. Who in the what, now? Up to now, he’s never shown any awareness of the existence, life or death of any human being not himself (except Terri Schiavo, of course! They used to romp together!), and he cancels a talk allegedly because it looks like he might be playing on Heath Ledger’s death? Since when has he given a flying fuck about seeming to “play on” any misfortune or tragedy of any kind? “Opportunistic” is his middle goddamned name. I think he just didn’t want to give the speech, the lazy fucktard, and seized on this as an excuse to get out of it.
posted by Gleemonex at 12:34 PM
1 Comments:
My first thought on reading this was "Wow, I don't know who that is but 'Jethro Mussolini' is a really unfortunate name."
I'm slow.
Too bad about Heath though. I liked him more than most.
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