Also, hospital smell probably beats the general aroma of failure and moustache clippings

And by the way, this is such bullshit -- Liz has never particularly given a boxcar about Grampa Jim, the brain-damaged but still pun-making motherfucker. It's April who's spent so much time with him, and played music with him, and all that. But I guess anything to put off The Inevitable Marital Relation with Granthony, right?