FYI, brah, the past tense of "dive" is "dove"

Things I Wrote In Meetings, Date Undetermined, Found in Notebooks I'm Finally Getting Rid of Now That I've Been Free of the Old Day Job for Over a Year Thank the Living Shatner, Which Things I Do Not Remember Writing Nor Do I Remember the Meetings That Caused Them: Further Continuation of a Series

I don't have to outlast Dunder Mifflin. I just have to outlast you. 

--Invite people into the conversation. 

--Influence the influencers. 

--Manage stakeholders through transition.

--Translation, cultural diversity

[drawing of a large sailing ship, stick figure on the prow, with the word WHAAAAAT? elaborately scripted on the side]

the word "boondoggle," underlined, atop three columns of 9 words of at least four letters drawn from the letters in "boondoggle" -- e.g. boon, bode, loon, goon, glob, bled, blonde, ogle, etc.

My intentions are good, and earnest, and true, but under my hood is infernal combustion power

Yeah, I was in the shit

[on a page of a printed-out powerpoint presentation]

     --Don't be locked into a word count [with the "o" scribbled out]

-Another one of those word-find things, this one with the word "teleseminar" 

     --How to employ and enforce consistent style [from which I drew an arrow down to a numbered list of my own creation:]

     1. Public beatings for losers

     2. Hookers & coke for winners

     3. Adhere to the Code of Hammurabi