Comments on Damn Kids, Get Off My Lawn!: Cuts like a knife

Oh, and I meant to say: I laughed most unprettily ...

2008-12-18T10:51:00.001-08:00

Oh, and I meant to say: I laughed most unprettily at the Gaussian blur thing, SJ ... MOST unprettily!

And you know, I don't judge a little nip here, a l...

2008-12-18T10:51:00.000-08:00

And you know, I don't judge a little nip here, a little tuck there -- I'm ascairt of surgery in general, so I don't think I'd do it myself, but I well understand the urge to improve, especially for people who spend their lives on camera. But past a certain point, it's ... well, pointless. She'll -- WE'LL -- never be 21 again, so why chase the uncatchable?

I hear ya and agree with you in theory, but speaki...

2008-12-18T06:27:00.000-08:00

I hear ya and agree with you in theory, but speaking from experience, it's hard not to consider alternatives when you look in the mirror and spot the beginning of hound dog jowls or some other insult of Mother Nature.
Of course, that's not Nicole's excuse. I can't help but wonder if she ever has 2nd thougths about what she's done to her face. I'm sure Meg Ryan )aka The Joker) does.

Her husband can't be helping. In some circles, I'm...

2008-12-17T11:15:00.000-08:00

Her husband can't be helping. In some circles, I'm sure he's considered even prettier than she is, what with his effete, beautifully highlighted hair and milky white skin. Plus, he has the voice of an angel.

But, let's not also forget that, as Australians, they come from rather unsavory stock. Twas a colony of criminals at its outset, no? What's that? Keith Urban's a Kiwi? What the fuck is a Kiwi? A New Zealander? Really? And that's not considered derogatory? Like the n-word? You don't think so? Well, that's because you're racist. Yes, you are. I'm taking a stand here. I refuse to use the k-word and urge you to do the same.

Where were we? Oh, right. Nicole Kidman. Eh. Looks like she used Photoshop's Gausssian Blur feature on her actual face and not just a picture of it.